Who is aggressing who here?

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At the police station

Wife: (firming holding her husband by the shirt): Mr officer, i want to file a complaint for domestic violence !!!

Police officer: Hai?! Who is aggressing who here?

Husband: See for youself my brother! I thought i was in love! I didn’t know i was marrying Django!

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