What a dangerous husband

A wife just found a female underwear in her husband’s car and it does not belong to her

The wife: Heyyyy, heyyyy, i catch you today! I just found this in your car! Whose underwear is it?

Husband: This is what i am always talking about. You are going to kill us both in this house! You just corrupted the main piece of evidence in an investigation i have been working on for the last 2 years! Eh Abiola, what have i done to you?!

Wife: Ohhhh, i am very sorry honey. I’m going to put it back where i found it right away! And i will cook you your favorite meal tonight ok?!