Prayer of mass destruction

Wife: Eh Baba God! I implore you to protect my husband during his mission abroad.

Husband: Amen!

Wife: Father, please keep him away from prostitutes so that he doesn’t fall into adultery!

Husband: Amen!

Wife: And if he still falls in it, father make him impotent right away!!

Husband: …

Wife: And if he still insists, father Lord, please cut away…

Husband: Ooh! That’s enough! What is it?! Small prayer i asked you to do, you want to turn it into the apocalypse! That’s it, I’m staying home! I don’t even want to go to the mission anymore! Tsruuuuu!

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Its open buffet my brother

Can you handle your rival?