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Harassment: Benson and his ladies

Benson, a young university graduate just got a cashier position at the biggest bank in town! He is about to start a new life, full of hope! Thanks to his new job and his good salary, he will be able to offer his fiancee, Judith a much better life. He has no clue however, what troubles this new life is about to bring upon his marriage. 

Today is Benson's first day at his new job. He got hired as a cashier at the biggest bank in town. He is very happy and has great hopes for the future, he has no idea what's awaiting him.

Collegue: The Boss is here! Stop dawdling and hurry up or we'll get fired!

Collegue 2: This bitch is making our life too difficult!

Benson: Aie!

Abiola: Who the hell are you?!

Benson: I am really sorry madam. I am Benson, the new cashier!

Abiola: I don't give a shit about who you are boy! Watch where you are going next time!!

Benson: !?!

Abiola: You just ruined my day! I am not finished with you!

Benson: !?!

Benson (thinking): What's wrong with her?! Is she drunk?!

Benson's superior: Benson, how did you manage to cross the boss' path this morning?!

Benson: I didn't see her coming! We hit each other! It was nothing serious!

Benson: No sweetie, it's because the bank closed earlier today!

Abiola: And of course, put on your nicest smoking!


Abiola: ...y dear, I haven't had so much fun with my employees in a while! You brought my smile back! Oh I almost forgot, I have a gift for you! I will bring it to you in your room

Benson: Is it really necessary madam?

Abiola: Of course it is!

Judith: My sister, is is the words "He is married" you don't understand? Han?I heard you did higher studies! If you can't find another man in this huge country, then your case is desperate!

Abiola: !?!

Johnny: Abiola, I don't want you at the head of this bank anymore! I will handle the affairs myself from now on! It's better for everyone that way!

Abiola: Don't make me laugh johnny! You are forgetting that this position is rightfully mine as stipulated in the divorce contract!

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